12 Jan 2008 @ 11:00 AM 

I resolve to believe everything I read!

I will patch my penis. (I didn’t know it was leaking, but the emails I get from concerned citizens really has me worried) and then I will make it much bigger since it seems that the relationship between size and marital bliss is strong. (Don’t tell my wife, because I had her fooled for all 20 years of our marriage).

I will get me a fake Rolex, because my success depends upon it!

I will enlarge my breasts… (who knew?) I didn’t think that was something I needed, but again, the emails I get tell me that I have to do this! Luckily they have a cream to help me with this.

The balance of 2008 will find me collecting and spending the various inheritances and lotteries that I am mysteriously getting from all over the world…

I may even go to Nigeria to see these benefactors who are so nice to be sending me millions of dollars.

I guess I should also get one of those weight loss patches while I am at it…

Have an amazing day!

Micheal Savoie

PS – Grab your own Best 10 Safelist Tool, I created it last year and it is one of the most popular software tools I have released to date! I am evaluating some more safelists to release a new version. This tool is making it very easy to get all of my emails sent out in a few minutes…

Posted By: Micheal Savoie
Last Edit: 12 Jan 2008 @ 11:00 AM

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